Old Spice Guy + FEMINIST HULK + Judith Butler

Old Spice Guy:

"Hello, FEMINIST HULK. I observe that you are using lady-scented body wash."

Feminist Hulk:

"HULK FIND LAVENDER FRAGRANCE RELAXING AFTER DAY OF SMASH."

Old Spice Guy:

"Wouldn't you like to smell like me?"

Feminist Hulk:

"HULK WOULD RATHER SMASH GENDER BINARY OF PERFORMATIVE SHOWERING."

Old Spice Guy:

"Your tiny purple shorts hanging on the towel rack now hold tickets to the Sleater-Kinney reunion concert. And diamonds."

Feminist Hulk:

"HULK ENJOY CORIN TUCKER'S REJECTION OF TRADITIONAL GENDER ROLES AND CONSUMERISM. BUT DIAMONDS MAKE HULK WANT TO SMASH HEGEMONY OF POST-COLONIAL OPPRESSION. ALSO, STILL PREFER TO SMELL LIKE FIELD OF FLOWERS."

Old Spice Guy:

"You puzzle me, Feminist Hulk. Your wish to use lady-scented body wash, even whilst smelling the intoxicating scent of my Old Spice, is unparalleled in my experience. "

Judith Butler:

"Feminist Hulk makes a good critique, Old Spice Man. Your discourse is being circumscribed by a learned sex/gender distinction. Please pass me the loofah."

Old Spice Guy:

"Hello, Judith Butler. Allow me to scrub your back. So you and Feminist Hulk are saying that my devotion to Old Spice body wash might be part of a larger regulative discourse to maintain an essential ontological gender?"

Judith Butler:

"That's correct, Old Spice Man."

Feminist Hulk:

"HULK SMASH EPISTEMOLOGICAL FRAMEWORKS, WHILE SMELLING LIKE SPRING GARDEN."

Old Spice Guy:

"I understand. Allow me to bake you a cake, Feminist Hulk and Judith Butler, while we discuss intersectionality and the beauty of giant green muscles."

Judith Butler:

"Congratulations on making a break with compulsory heterosexuality, Old Spice Man."

Femist Hulk:

"HULK IS VERY HAPPY TO SHARE TEARS OF JOY AND ORGANIC WHOLE WHEAT PASTRY FLOUR WITH OLD SPICE MAN AND JUDITH BUTLER."

Old Spice Guy:

"I'm on a unicorn."

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Posted on September 25, 2012 via Tiny Blog in a Heavy Metal Landscape with 4,378 notes

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moniquill:

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ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

Follow my lead, people!

Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

Huh? What is this?

YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

Ok, if ur bewbs r shooting lavas, that’s another time that the phrase ‘Calm yo tits’ is acceptable.

I’m not really sure I know what’s going on with Tumblr, but apparently there have been a lot of posts about bewbs lately? Being informative and snarky and stuff? Anyways, this is probably my favourite I’ve seen so far.

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Posted on June 21, 2012 via internet warrior with 256,655 notes

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