MOOP!

moniquill:

sanityscraps:

sonic-hip-attack:

thisgingersnapsback:

Oh my god, how easy.

Olive Garden breadsticks.

Also “sex with anyone you want for 24 hours with absolute submission” sounds really fucking creepy to me.  Maybe I’m just not dom enough, but if I’m fantasizing about sex with someone, they want to be there.  They’re not just submissive, they’re enthused.

Breadsticks don’t have a consciousness, so there’s no icky consent issues with eating them.

NOMF

^ Totally agree with that commentary. That and I think I’m more of a sub anyway.

So breadsticks!

Choose breadsticks. Solve world hunger by giving away free bread. Write a book about it, become rich and famous, sleep with humanitarian groupies. There are humanitarian groupies, right?

Oh Moni baby, the way you solved world hunger like that just makes me go all unf and wanna do some bad bad things with you. :3 (Allegations that the Sorcyress is trying to get with the Moniquill in part to get her hands on some of those sweet sweet breadsticks are completely false >.>)