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This is why I no longer travel by fire.

man ok this is really misleading because most people spend far more time in a plane than in a car, i guess the relevant statistic would be number of deaths due to a transport method divided by number of miles covered by that transport method in a given year or something

i think you’re mixing up “car” and “plane” because unless you have a literal fountain of money in your backyard you probably are going to drive more places than you fly.

Wait, I’m sorry, can we get back to the fact that this textbook is talking about traveling by fi…
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HOLY SHIT! THE ODDS OF DYING IN THE FLOO NETWORK ARE THAT HIGH?! I THOUGHT WIZARDS HAD THIS SHIT MANAGED!

Tagged: death die in a fire

Posted on June 16, 2012 via يجب حرق الكفار with 101,338 notes

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