Sometimes, if I take a really great sexy picture of myself, I save it to send to different partners / fwb when they ask for one.
Like, “hey can you send me a sexy photo?”
*looks like shit*
*sends that one photo*
But I have to remember who I’ve sent it to, so I don’t try to pull a “yeah, I just took this” and sent it to the same person again.
I totally do this too!
I mean, Sparr had a while when we were long distance where he would just randomly ask me to send a picture because he wanted to see me, and I’d usually just snap a quick selfie, because wevs.
But in general, I have a pile of cheesecakey photos of myself, and I will _definitely_ send them to people with very little provocation, even the ones that are like four years old.
Today, I found a kitten sized chair and, luckily, I had a kitten to put in it.
One of my partners likes to consider all furniture to be human sized, specifically because of things like this…that is a GIGANTIC CAT!
Rules : Message me your phone number on anon, I’ll text you for a week without knowing who you are or what you look like to only get to know your personality . At the end of the week you can send me a picture of you
This sounds interesting.
Oh my god do it.
Oh hells yes. Although, some of you I actually have your phone numbers and so it totes won’t work because I’ll type the number into the phone and it’ll be all “so you’re texting M, right? Because we can do that.” or whatever.
Really though, I like texting —almost as much as IM— and am generally able to participate in it when I’m not at work.
- Recite a poem.
- Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
- Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
- Do a tongue-twister.
- Say something in a different language.
- Share an anecdote.
- Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
- Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
- Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
- Tell a joke.
- What did you have to eat today?
- Talk about something that really scares you.
- Talk about something that makes you happy.
- What is your favorite word?
- What is your least favorite word?
- What turns you on?
- What turns you off?
- What sound or noise do you love?
- What sound or noise do you hate?
- What is your favorite curse word?
- What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- What profession would you not like to do?
- If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- If you’re brave enough, sing us a little song.
OOOOOOOO I have a really terrible voice and I think only like 5 of you have ever heard it so OOOOOO????
This is an especially hilarious meme for me to reblog right now since my voice is super gone from Pinewoods and talking TOO LOUDLY AND MUCH and everything will sound either like I’ve been gargling gravel, or huskier than Jessica Rabbit.
Another haircut, another selfie. At this rate no one is ever gonna believe I’m 35 ;P
Because you’re wicked cute, or because you are embracing the power of giving your friends a little happy thrill of getting to see people who are far away and they don’t normally get to see?
Home from Pinewoods. All sleepy!
Awesome friend DarkMeridian13 french braided my hair!
It can be sleepytimes now?
Final Pinewoods packing toll: two duffels, three canvas, one garment, one backpack, one purse, one hula hoop, one fan.
Forgot to upload this one yesterday, here’s my favourite shot of me-on-stilts I took
Just so y’all know, I’m off to Pinewoods Dance Camp for nine days (YAY!!!!) and won’t be online much. I am going to try to keep doing my daily selfie, but I do not promise this, and I certainly won’t be reading/reblogging/liking.
Have a good/safe week! If you need to reach me, drop me an email (kdsorceress, gmail) but I’ll be on my phone, so no long messages back.
THERE IS A SPIDER TWO FEET AWAY FROM ME
I AM IN THE ONLY CHAIR IN THE HOUSE THAT IS WELL-POSITIONED FOR LAPTOP USAGE
MY PARENTS ARE ALREADY IN BED
it’s mostly hidden and not moving so maybe i can withstand this for a few hours but aaaaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh
why do i live in a house where the walls are filled with spiders that come out at night
Because you’re very lucky, and I’m totally jealous.
Wow, that’s not just “dude taking up a lot of space”, that’s getting into “MY BALLS, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM” territory.
Right? That honestly looks uncomfortable. Normally I can see that sort of spreading as just a lack of consideration, but when it’s that pronounced it really can’t be anything other than “look how much space I can occupy, because I am so alpha”. Just piss on the seat dude. It’ll be easier.
I have taken to plonking my tiny femme ass down next to these douchebros and spreading my legs just as fucking wide. As soon as they get back into their own space, I reciprocate. It’s _fun_!
You are a braver woman than I, because what you just said involves *touching* them.
Usually they’re not quite that egregious, and most of the time they back down (confused! Their confusion on the matter is so cute) immediately when it’s clear I’m about to sit down. So far, I haven’t had one rude enough to ask me why I’m taking up their space, but granted, I only ride the T once or twice a week.
Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.
Yo Ravenclaws, Slytherclaws, Gryffinclaws and Ravenpuffs! Which book would you leave on this bookshelf? I’d be really interested to know.
I’d leave a Pratchett book, because everyone needs a good belly laugh sometimes.
Kushiel’s Dart ofc
Or maybe The Word for World is Forest by LeGuin. Or one of her anthologies. I love her anthologies. Especially the ones with stories set on O in them. The sedoretu is one of my fav concepts ever.
I’d try to leave behind Anathem, only to find like 80 copies of it already, so I’d switch to Lewis Thomas The Lives of a Cell
The Number Devil! It’s in my top ten of favourite books, and is mathy and *swoons!*